The Things She Says...
Oh dear, this little gal keeps us on our toes and filled with laughter with the little gems that emerge from her mouth.
Here are the latest installments because we can all use a little laugh.
"Mom, I have to go pee really bad - like 100 meters."
Mom - "Tessa, do you know where we will be this year for your birthday?"
Tessa - "No, where?"
Mom - "We will be in Norway."
Tessa - "What!?" "No!" "I wanted to go to Canada...ugh!"
Noah - "Tessa, your hard boiled egg looks brown."
Tessa - "I think it looks genius!"
Noah - "Sorry Tessa."
Tessa - "I don't accept it."
Tessa - "Mom, are you a girl pirate or a boy pirate?"
Mom - "I am a girl pirate."
Tessa - "NICE!"
Mom - "Today might be a pool day!"
Tessa - "I'm pumped!"
Today while Tessa me baked, she looked over and said, "I'm getting really close to being a baker."
On the way to Kindergarten to get Noah last week, Tessa looked at me and said,
"I want 15 cats when I grow up Mom, don't worry, I'll clean up all the piss."
Oh dear, not sure where the "piss" came from, but 15 cats would sure make a ton of it!
Today while Tessa me baked, she looked over and said, "I'm getting really close to being a baker."
On the way to Kindergarten to get Noah last week, Tessa looked at me and said,
"I want 15 cats when I grow up Mom, don't worry, I'll clean up all the piss."
Oh dear, not sure where the "piss" came from, but 15 cats would sure make a ton of it!
O.M.G. she is so hysterical and clearly shows signs of a brilliant mind!! Can't wait to hear more :)
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