The Things She Says...

Mom:  "Tessa, please put all of the yogurt in the shake."
Tessa:  "Yes Captain Mom!"

Mom:  "Tessa, when is your school festival?"  "Is it on the weekday or the weekend?"
Tessa:  "I guess it is on the weekday or the weekend."
Mom:  "Oh, ok, that explains it all."

Tessa:  "Mom, I was cold in school until I got hot."

Mom:  "Tessa, I am so grateful you are my daughter."

Tessa:  "I am so grateful Santa brought me a purse for Christmas."

Tessa:  "Mom, my tummy hurts.  Maybe I'll get diarrh-rita."

Mom:  "Yeah, maybe."

Tessa:  "Mom, I am a little bit hot and cold at the same time.  Isn't that interesting?

Mom:  "Yes, Tessa, that is very interesting!"

Tessa:  "My Finken smell like Daddy's feet."
Robert:  "Hmmm...."

Tessa:  "Mommy, what do you call those flowers?"
Mom:  "Tessa, they are called Peonies."
Tessa:  "Oh, they are nice panties."
Mom:  "No, they are called Peonies."
Tessa:  "Panties?"
Mom:  Laughing so hard at the grocery store, I started to cry.  "They are peonies Tessa."
Tessa:  "I know that is what I said, Panties!"